Valhalla 2017

The Return of the Prodigal Son: VALHALLA 2017

2005 was the last we saw of a talented young tyro who went by many names, Clever Trevor, Comrade Trevorsky, The Black Jesus , Jumpin' Jai Pants Down ManPower.

Like his ego - JJPDMP's talent recognised no bounds - on

and off the course. JJ made John Daley look like a teetotaller

and Tiger Woods a celibate recluse.

But JJ never held The Valhalla Cup aloft.

Embittered and broken after one last attempt to raise the Cup aloft in 2005, JJ found Dog

and retired from Valhalla Cup competition to soberly raise 3 beautiful daughters.

Ironic? Sure! Wet blanket? Sopping!

All that talent with booze, women and golf wasted.

Nevertheless JJ breezed back into the Cup in 2017, transported by beautiful chauffeurs in a black limo.

Arriving with favoured wingman Brigadier HoeWrecker - burglaring a big handicap (Billy would be proud! And jealousl) - almost ejected before competition by course officials for smuggling bootleg booze onto the course - and breezing back out after winning The Cup by 1 shot.

JJPDMP back on top! Comeback complete! Mission accomplished. Bullshit!

But to be fair JJ did play the game very very well. His golf too!

JJ couldn't even stay for the presentation - but Channelled the VP instead -

who to this day still sports an itchy sphincter.

JJ also requested delivery of the trophy to his gated Burpengary home - The Pantsdown Mansion - with orders to not disturb either the dog or his daughers.

And JJ solemnly promised he would defend the trophy in 2018 just so long as we played at Bribie Island.

Valhallians can't wait to see which way JJ's career careers in 2018.

See you at Bribie in 2018 JJ!