The Valhalla Cup
Autumn Campaign - 2013 - 'Where the fuck is Thommo?'
'Has he finally come out?'
All these questions and more will be answered when we gather for
The Valhalla Cup 2013
So join us at Coff Harbour 2nd - 5th May 2013 for Valhalla 2013
All the usual stuff - lucky door prizes - handicap adjustments for snogging trannies -
dancing girls - the champions lapdance - banana tipping - sky diving - spearing some Euro backpackers at the Holey Moley and much much more.
Final entries have been accepted with a couple of late rejects.
Despite being down on numbers, this year boasts a star-studded line-up
of Masters with no shortage of skill and daring.
Many questions will be answered this weekend.
Will The Burglar be able to hold his game together without Thommo propping him up ?
How many Homes will HomeWrecker wreck ?
How many bags will DyckBrain unstrap ?
Can Jake get his long-putter stroking after being inspired by Adam Scott ?
Will the Mad Monk be scratched out of contention ?
Will Bignose’s industrial-strength ear plugs be enough to shut out Jake’s snoring ?
Confirmed:
Bignose
Jake
HomeWrecker
Burglar
Sheriff
Inspector F*Wit
DyckBrain
The Mad Monk (reigning Cup holder)
Alex (new starter – friend of Sheriff)
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Accom is booked from Thursday to Sunday.
Cost is $330 per room for 2 people, or $165 each.
Only 9 are staying so there will be one room with only 1 occupant.
To save argument, this will go to the highest bidder.
Proceeds will be donated to the VP Drinking Fund.
Agenda:
Friday 10am – the inaugural Formula VC Go-Cart Race.
Friday 1pm – Warm-up round at Coffs Harbour Golf Club.
Saturday 9am – The Valhalla Cup at Bonville Golf Club.
See you Thursday.
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