Valhalla 2015

The Valhalla Cup

Spring Campaign - 2015 - 'Come on China!'

And the winner is a VC Virgin (of sorts)

RICHIE RAGS

The winner of the inaugural Golden Turkey Award was

THE SHERIFF

What a turkey!

The Sheriff absolutely blew his rag during the championship round,

attacking the Earth with his 7 iron at one stage - thus earning

VC Immortality as our 1st ever VC Golden Turkey.

If ever there was a Valhalla Cup to remind us of

the capricious nature of the Golfing Gods it was

VC2015.

VP Porker shot the eyes out scoring 32.

Followed by Richie Rags and Hot Rod both on 27

After those 3 players - daylight.

It was a a tough old day at the office

So we expected to have to implement

First Rule of VC: Porker can't win.

never forgetting

Second Rule of VC: Do not talk about the First Rule of VC.

Like - if you have to ask - just don't.

Luckily the 9 holes picked via the VP's

modulus standard deterministic random bit generator

saw Richie Rags win by 1 point from Hot Rod.

Porker ended up running 4th- not even a podium for the VP.

Talk about good/bad luck - it all smells of Sepp Blatter style stitch up.

But in fact it was a clean skin win to a VC virgin .....?

And a timely reminder of just what a bastard

of a game golf can be when you are

shit out of luck.

Ragsie was stoked - looking gayer than ever -

with his trophy and his gay China Plate in the floral shirt.

If you want to revisit your championship rounds at

Palmer Gold Coast

there are links to your scorecards

in PDF format

at the bottom of this page

courtesy of

BigNoZeBogey.

Cut and paste links to all the photos appear at

http://www.bignoze.com/php/photogal.php?photodir=/var/www/html/albums.php/valhalla.photos/photos.2015/

and

http://www.rhinetic.info/owncloud/index.php/s/R5OtvnDxvDQCQBl

Join us next year at

The Hunter Valley

for

Valhalla Cup 2016

'21 years - Key to the Door'

on a date TBA

but likely

mid April or mid May