Shirts

We are taking orders for Valhalla Cup shirts from the VP's private label - Le Sanglier Sportif.

Look a real player and pull the grannies at this years Valhalla Cup. Sizing information appears below -the VP has suggested 2 fabrics (as any gay golfer would)

Get your orders back to bignoze@bignoze.com by 11th March 2011 - or miss out.

Sizing info appears below - the VP models an 'L' on the front page - directly below The Sheriff an 'XL' and BigNoZe an 'L'. Why the Sheriff tucks his shirt in - nobody knows. BigNoZe likes his shirts sort of long and a little bit loose - like his grannies.

Note that the shirts are 100% Polyester - they look nice and shiny like parts of Dyckbrains anatomy (must be all that polishing) and they look the business. Being all polyester I reckon they feel more comfortable if they are loose....

BUT - if you hate 100% polyester - I can order green and gold shirts in a 60% cotton 40% cooldry polyester blend - see the photos of me in the kitchen wearing sunnies at the bottom in an 'L' - the shirts are a little tighter in the chest - not so shiny - soft and clingy like a chamois - they will definitely highlight any manboobs.

So if you want a shirt Email your orders with your

-name

-size

-fabric (polyester or cotton/poly blend)

bignoze@bignoze.com

by 4th May they will be waiting for you in Valhalla.

How to Size Shirts